Ladies, and to a lesser extent gentlemen, could I please ask that you cease and desist from dousing yourself in smells. By smells I mean perfume, deodorant, smelly sprays, aftershave. It bloody well stinks and makes me feel vomitous not to mention it aggravates my hayfever and gives me a headache. A little subtle smell is nice. Over powering is just... Really unpleasant.

- Posted from the depths of my mind.