I've just been broken up with because of my dog.

Apparently he's a mut, a mongrel, stupid, a dickhead and I'm sure a few other things.

I need to WAKE UP because I don't have time for a big dog and I should get rid of the dog.

Coming from someone who said they loved me and wouldn't leave me and wanted to build a house with me after 4 months.

I thought this one was a nice one. One that I wouldn't normally go for.... because they'd be good to me...... Turns out to be just the opposite. Abusive is more like it. But oh wait, it's me who has all the problems and needs to change.